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10 signs your blog sucks

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1. Comments saying "Nice post!"

Nice post doesn't really mean nice post. It means the person had nothing to say but wants to get their link on your site. "Nice" isn't exactly a glowing reference, though, so maybe they were sincere.

2. Very few subscribers.

Zero. Five. Twenty. Not really much point having the widget, is there?

3. Flat stats.

5 views today. 5 views yesterday. 5 views the day before. Was it just you refreshing the page?

4. A lack of link love.

You read lots of blogs, leave comments, and nobody links to you? Maybe there's a reason for that. No, a "top commenters" or "top droppers" list doesn't count.

5. Multiple apologies for your absence.

#1 Hi everyone, I'm out of town right now, but I'll blog soon!

#2 Hi again, so sorry but I can't get to the PC right now, this is being sent by carrier pigeon!

#3 I promise to update soon! Promise! Really!

#4 Are you still there?

6. A whole row of unfilled ads.

One or two empty spots is OK, but 10 empty ads? At the very least, buy an ad on your own site!

7. Popups.

A popup appears when you visit the site. A popup appears when you leave the site. It's like walking into a room, having a blanket thrown over your head, then left to fumble around without being able to see what you're doing. Knowing what will happen when you next go to the site, why would you go back?

8. Autoplaying audio.

For the love of God, will someone turn that music down? Oh wait, there's no "off" button. I'll just close the site then. Bye!

9. Pointless widgets.

Why is that widget there? What does it do? Oh, it shows me the latest 5 / 10 / 20 / 50 / 500 visitors to your blog. Remind me, why do I care?

10. Errors.

Take your pick:

  • 404 Not Found
  • Headers already sent
  • Error establishing a database connection
  • This account has been suspended
  • Blog has been removed

Add yours to the list!

I've probably missed a few - can you think of any more?

Comments on 10 signs your blog sucks

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Posted by -Paul on November 07, 2008

More indicators are:
1. You use EC to get traffic
2. You entertain CMF ADS for now!
3. Your adsense ad doesn't match your content

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Posted by Ben Barden on November 07, 2008

EC was bringing 20-30 comments on some of my posts at benbarden.com. I see no issue with the quality of the traffic. However, StumbleUpon, Twitter and Plurk are currently my main sources of traffic.

The difference with EC traffic is that people are more likely to comment on the blog, whereas with the other methods they will Stumble/review a post, or reply via Twitter/Plurk.

And as I said in my latest post, it's far too early to rule out CMF ADS as a viable option for advertising.

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Posted by turnip on October 21, 2008

U drop | Nobody Follows

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Posted by Texas Wanderer on October 21, 2008

Nice post!



;)

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Posted by GoaldeeBug on October 21, 2008

1. I get this a lot from spammers... does that count?



2. Subscribers?



3. I don't track stats, I don;t see a point :D



NICE POST! *snort*



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Posted by Texas Wanderer on October 21, 2008

Honestly, I must disagree with the "nice post" comment (#1). Many times when I read a blog, I don't really have anything of significance to add but I want the writer to know I appreciate what they wrote and that I was there to read it. So I'll drop them a "nice post" or "interesting!" and then move on.



For EC members it helps because you can give them a drop while you are there, but even then- are they just there for the EC buck or because they like what you write? Without a comment, you don't know.



Sometimes I almost feel like I am spamming a site because I do drop a lot of comments and hardly anyone else ever seems to do so. But to me, if no one comments on posts and pictures, then what is the point of the writer doing it?



Of course there are a few of those (like me) who just do it for fun and I don't care if I get one reader or one million. But most people will burn out and lose interest if no one responds to their material.



So I comment a lot- on both pictures (Friendster, etc.) and blogs.

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Posted by Ben on October 21, 2008

Well, if I get 50 different people saying "Nice post", I'm not going to complain. :)

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Posted by lina on October 21, 2008

nice post comment #3 :D

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Posted by Eryn on October 21, 2008

Number 8 might be my biggest pet peeve, EVER. I keep my speakers turned off, because I can't stand getting surprise *insert music that will alienate 9/10ths of your visitors*. So, I wonder why the page is taking ages to load and notice the music player at the bottom, then leave.



Blog rolls of buttons 60 buttons deep. I suppose this could fall under 4.



(Don't judge me too harshly, I've just started my blog, just assume that if it's annoying/broken/in the wrong place, it's a test *shifty eyes*)



Thanks for all your hard work Ben! I mean....Nice post!

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Posted by Ian on October 21, 2008

#8 is my biggest peeve ...interrupt my music with your shit and I'll never be back. Overdoing the ads and widgets is not far behind. I like to be able to find the actual content fairly easily.

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Posted by Atms on October 21, 2008

A long list of labels/categories with only one or two entries in each.

A chat box with nothing but "nice blog" or "passing through" or "plz link thx" comments.

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Posted by monkeytale on October 21, 2008

This one one of the bestest posts ever, ever, ever made... or something. Okay... seriously, you listed pretty much everything I would have. Dead blogs, going months on ends without updates, but the person is a daily EC dropper is a particular pet peeve of mine. (But you probably already know that one.) ;)

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Posted by Bloggeries on October 21, 2008

Great tips Ben!!!



Glad to see you're active again I've always enjoyed reading your bloggeries.



WIDGETS: Don't add them unless TOTALLY NECESSARY. They suck the life out of your site. Ever wonder why widget sites are "SO STRONG". Only add a widget that delivers SERIOUS value to you. Always ask "What's in it for the widget"...



All the best Ben!

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Posted by Jenn Hollowell on October 21, 2008

Well. I guess I'll be deleting my blog today. I've managed to land on about 8 of your top ten reasons . . . so . . . drat.

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Posted by Web-Betty on October 21, 2008

I would add having a blog that is nothing more than paid-to-advertise (or whatever the hell it is called). Nothing turns me off more than reading one interesting post, then skimming through 5 flippin' crappy ad posts.



Also, like Eryn, I keep my speakers turned off. I no longer play music on the computer I work on so I can keep the damn thing muted.



I just thought of another one! How about templates that are so packed full of graphic crap you can't find any content?

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Posted by Oyvind on October 22, 2008

Nice post Ben. =) Your list should actually be set in system for a questionere or what is it called? Where you ask people questions and they get points for the different answers. And then get rated. I agree with Betty, a massiv theme can ruin a lot.

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Posted by Rebecca Laffar-Smith on October 22, 2008

Yes times ten!!!



Of course, I've struggled to get comments lately and would love even a simple, "Nice Post"! I think the number one issue is lack of content. It's 'ok' for new sites that are building their content swiftly but when I find a great writer, great content, etc. I want to be able to dig in and get wet reading back in the archives. Skeleton sites aren't my thing.



Having said that, staying on topic is important too. If I've come to your site to read about blogging or writing I will give up if the latest post or two involves you ranting about your cat. If you want to rant about your cat create a blog called CatRants.com meanwhile I want to be reading about the topic I came for.



Want seven more ways you'll be sending your blog down the toilet? I wrote this last year and it hits on seven other traits of sucky blogs. 7 Surefire Ways To Commit Blog Suicide

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Posted by Ginkgo100 on October 22, 2008

Now I don't think this is a nice post at all. A lot of your readers will meet at least one of these criteria. It would have been better to at least stick to "signs" that the blogger has direct control over, like music (seriously, is there anyone on the planet who likes sites that play music?) and popups, rather than taking swipes at bloggers who don't have a lot of subscribers or who have terrible stats. Thanks, but they already feel like their blog sucks every time they click on Sitemeter or Google Analytics or what-have-you. If you tell them that too, what reason do they have to come back to your blog?

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Posted by fragileheart on October 22, 2008

Ahhh I can login when away from home again.



So let's begin with, 'Nice post ben'. And elaborate:



- Its concise. There's nothing worse that someone going on, and on about negative things.

- Its lighthearted, but serious. You make jokes like, "Was it just you refreshing the page?" which made me LOL in the office. Something I really have to stop doing.

- It has invoked a LOT of comments!



Brilliant!



=P You geek you.

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Posted by fragileheart on October 22, 2008

p.s. and NO you most certainly cannot use your previous list for the Meme!

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Posted by Lyndi on October 22, 2008

On this list number 5 is my pet hate. This was a very witty article, I hope this is a bit better than just saying it is 'a nice article'. All jokes aside, I think you have hit a couple of nails on the head here.

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Posted by Chewru Guru on October 22, 2008

Hey Ben. Good article, but I think you're breaking one of your own rules. =)



On your weekly blogging site, you have a feedburner badge showing 3 subscribers. I won't dare show my feedburner stats until I have triple digits. That might be a long way off!



Keep in mind a lot of those 'nice post' comments are followed by things like: "I thought you might be interested in finding the cheapest prescription drugs around!" trailed by a very long, encrypted-looking URL. =)

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Posted by Chris Williams on October 22, 2008

Yeah, about number 5...

ummm... well, you know...



That is a very valid point.

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Posted by Beth V on October 22, 2008

Great post! I really, really hate blogs that autoplay audio. I also agree with comment #13 on the blogs that are solely paid advertising or pay-per-post or whatever.

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Posted by Sweet Mummy on October 22, 2008

These are things I would have listed as well. And like a few others, #8 is a HUGE pet peeve!



I also think a lot posts on your blog that are 100 words or less would be an indication of poor quality. Every once in a while, a short, to the point, not much to say post might be OK... but there are some blogs where that's all you get.

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Posted by Laura on October 22, 2008

Not such a nice post. I have at least 3 of those from your list. I'm not about to chain myself to my blog, there are more fun, squishier things you could chain yourself to.



I've also commented with "nice post" or "nice photo" when I didn't have anything much to say but wanted to let them know I had been there. A comment doesn't need to be Earth shaking. It's nice to just know someone stopped by.



I don't look for subscribers. It seems a silly thing to me. I don't subscribe unless I get blackmailed into it. I never read feeds.



I have useless widgets and clutter in my sidebar. But I only keep the stuff I like. It's my blog, everyone just has to suffer. I'm mean that way.

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Posted by Louie on October 22, 2008

When you get a dozen comments saying that "Your Blog Sucks!!" That would definitely mean something.



BTW: Nice Post. ;)

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Posted by Joe Somebody on October 22, 2008

whew my blog doesn't suck just yet... I am well on my way though. And by the way.



Nice Post! :)

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Posted by Elliot Ross on October 22, 2008

How the hell have you been getting access to my blog stats damn you!!!!



Sorry;



Couldn't resist - there are already **way** too many "nice post" quips :-)



Regards,



And thank you, I enjoyed!

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Posted by Shinade on October 22, 2008

Nice post Ben! thanks for sharing!....LOL...just kidding.



You have listed just about everything.



And I am guilty of some of them. I love the widgets that I have.



With my new design I got rid of quite a few things. But, I refuse to give up my Neowrorx, My top Dropper and top commentator box.



They actually have helped me receive more comments.



In turn, I have picked up many more people running their EC on my site.



Thanks Ben for all of the hard work. I for one truly love EC and hope to see it grow and grow.



And I did finally get my tool bar sorted out and I love using it.



I hope you have a grand evening.



Might I add just one thing to the list?



Captcha letters that are difficult to read. If after 1 or 2 times I can't get the letters right I am gone.

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Posted by Ben on October 22, 2008

Thanks for the great suggestions and comments everyone, there are loads of good ideas here.



Also, don't take this personally. I've committed many of these in the past, and the first step in improving your blog is accepting where you've gone wrong. Well spotted for noticing the FeedBurner counter with only a few subscribers over at Weekly Blogging. :)

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Posted by Mar Matthias Darin on October 22, 2008

Excellent tips. I'm always seeing blogs that are so overbloated that a lot of the images don't load...



I probably drive my readers crazy for always moving things around to balance my left and right panels and to cut the just that isn't working.

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Posted by Alan Gay and Straight on October 22, 2008

I think having stumble me, digg me, bumble me, everything me, below posts are really annoying.

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Posted by Jade on October 22, 2008

Definitely a "nice post" Ben. Just kidding!



Yeah I don't think "nice post" means that your blog sucks.I mean sometimes I come quite late in commenting that everything I wanna say has already been mentioned.



I do hate blogs that have to many stuff that it takes forever to load the blog.

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Posted by Laura on October 22, 2008

I'd add one. Your blog really sucks when no one can find your posts under all the ads. I was just at one about nursing. The EC widget was mid page but the first post started well below the fold. Sorry, but I didn't come just to look at Adsense junk. If I can't find content on the page as it loads I don't expect to find anything worth reading if I dig down looking for content. When I was a Dmoz editor I would not list those kind of sites either. I sent a note to a couple of those blogs but they just defended themselves and demanded I list their blog anyway. I soon learned not to email anyone and didn't read the email I was sent. :(

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Posted by Ben on October 23, 2008

There's a follow-up post if anyone's interested!

Edited: May 31, 2009

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Posted by Awesome on October 24, 2008

Awesome.

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Posted by Laura on October 26, 2008

I thought of another blog sucks thing, Snap. Geez do I hate and loathe that thing. It always pops up and blocks any link I wanted to click and half the post I'm trying to read. Each time I tell it to get lost it comes back a day or two later or when I am using another computer or have cleared my cookies, etc.



It is hugely frustrating. Worse than a pop up window cause you can not get rid of it. It's a plague. I do not know why anyone chooses to have that cursed thing on their site. Have you ever done a review of it?

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Posted by dai on October 27, 2008

So, you do not like MBL or blogcatalog badge ...?



If I visit interesting site I do follow the pictures on badge to find people those may have similar interest. And think it is useful.

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Posted by ceblogger on October 28, 2008

i think i passed all except for the frequent errors i'm experiencing with my host lately. it sucks when I can't access my own blog, or see "database connection error".

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Posted by Ben on October 30, 2008

dai - no, I do not like the MyBlogLog / BlogCatalog widgets. Especially when the widgets display a huge grid of 50-100 users. That's far too many people to go through. Also, I find very few people add me on BlogCatalog unless they want to say "I visited your blog, check out mine", which just comes off as spam. The widgets take a long time to load and just don't add value for the majority of readers.

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Posted by Rod on November 05, 2008

Another pet peeve is when you read a post and want to leave a comment, but can't without registering - I never do! Equally frustrating is actually leaving a comment, but not being able to get past a crappy captcha that you either can't read, or somehow just won't accept what you type in.

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Posted by Leo (Healthy Tips For A Healthy Lifestyle) on November 15, 2008

Lol.

"Autoplaying audio" is the most annoying indeed!

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[...] Again, there are people who will say that smilies are not really necessary, but I have seen people say this and then go all out with the smilies on Plurk or a web forum. Admittedly, a comment that only contains a smiley face isn’t much on its own, but is it any worse than “lol” or “nice post“? [...]

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Posted by lori on April 17, 2009

2 signs your blog sucks:

1)As much space taken up by ads as content;
2)Hard to tell the ads from the content.

If it's all clogged up with ads, I'll usually leave. i don't like the cluttered look of it, and it seems untrustworthy.

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Posted by Ben Barden on April 19, 2009

Lori - yep, agreed. thanks for the comment :)

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Posted by Mkcoy on April 29, 2009

lol thanks for these pointers man a comical and humorous way of looking at 10 reasons how to improve your blog if you ask me!

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Posted by Manz on May 02, 2009

Oh no - I've committed the crime of adding the "Pointless widgets" - recent visitors!!

Can I be exempt? Part of the reason they are there is that we run competitions and you need to be a member to participate. Is that a valid enough reason to keep it?

I would love to hear your thoughts.

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Posted by Ben Barden on May 02, 2009

Manz - if you've made a conscious decision to include a widget for reasons that work for your blog, do keep it. That point was really aimed at the "Christmas tree" blogs that add any and all widgets without thinking "is this right for my blog?" :)

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Posted by Manz on May 04, 2009

Thanks for the feedback Ben.

I truely thought this was a great post... makes you stop and think about what you do on your blog and why!!

I think a "readers" widget that only has "2 readers" is a little sad looking on a blog - I say... wait until you have some decent figures before you start to add those!!

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Posted by sixmats on May 14, 2009

Nice post!

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Posted by JoeTaxpayer on May 31, 2009

Nice post.

I was looking forward to the follow up you referred to in post 37, but the link is broken. That sucks. (grin)

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Posted by Ben Barden on May 31, 2009

Thanks for the heads up, Joe - I've corrected the link.

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Posted by The Envoy on June 11, 2009

Yeah, I have a radio widget (which doesn't autoplay), but not sure if anyone uses it. I am also hesitant to add a shoutbox, although that might be of convenience for some of m visitors, for the fear of getting nothing but spam shoutouts,

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Posted by Ben Barden on June 14, 2009

The Envoy - you might also enjoy my plugin overload post.

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